*Actually, we keep the Bible in the glove compartment of the Popemobile. The glove compartment is in the front...
Did you know the Popemobile gets over eight miles per gallon?
The Popemobile is powered by the engine of Tradition and the pneuma of the Holy Ghost is its fuel.
And no, you can't take it for a spin. To be qualified to drive that, one must be in the Driver's Seat - a Office Divinely-Constituted by Jesus - and be able to read and correctly follow the Bible - the road map to Heaven. You don't have a license - to drive or interpret Scripture...and I am afraid you'd crash the Popemobile.
Sorry...
Does the Popemobile use holy water in its radiator or is that just the Shekinah Glory?