"All I know is that when I'm fasting, time goes by slowly, while when I'm feasting time is fast."
Gives you time to reflect on what's important, my brother.
Lent: A Time to Fast From Media and Criticism Says President of Pontifical Liturgical Institute
And then, just before we explode, Holy Mother Church says, "Hey, fatties, look at yourselves. Come on...Is that a Temple for your soul or an amusement park for Satan? Push yourselves away from the table, present yourself for ashes, grab your rosary, hit your knees,scatter alms, and let's rebuild your Temple and revivify your soul. Soon, Easter,the Feast of all Feasts, will be upon us and we must be ready..."