That's me ... no fun.
Cut up your credit cards, stop worshipping Mary, and learn to speak Greek.
(What sins, exactly ... and where and when? Should I bring sandwiches?)
"Cut up your credit cards, stop worshipping Mary, and learn to speak Greek."
No, No, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you learn to speak Greek you'll run out and buy all sorts of icons/idols of Mary, start calling her things like Panagia and Most Holy Theotokos, and light candles and incense in front of the idols...then you'll KISS THEM! Oh, the horror of it all!