"Garnished in Coon Fat Gravy"? That's a selling point? Even the guy from the Whizzo Chocolate Factory knew that if he prominently disclosed that his candy was "garnished in lark's vomit" that his "sales would plummet." (If you don't know of what I speak, I recommend you listen to the Monty Python recording called "Crunchy Frog.")
Coon fat gravy is considered a delicacy in certain quarters . . . but not around here.