[Frumanchu]

Yet, the get to eschatology and all of a sudden all that gets thrown out the window. Preterism has to be the single most egregious example of eisegesis stalking the churches today. It is a conclusion in search of distorted facts to justify its claim, and it is certainly a conclusion unmoved by contradicting scripture and history.

LOL! Riiiiight...cause you see so many preterists writing novels about their eschatology, and hosting news programs giving daily updates on how current events point to eschatology, and starting entire churches with eschatology as their central focus.

PLEASE! Premill pre-tribbers have cornered the market on selling eschatology, and it pays handsomly. But don't dare express skepticism of it lest you be labelled a heretic and be met with fiery judgement (of course, in this case it's only figuratively fiery).

[Frumanchu]

Actually, the very fact you would make such a statement shows just how much the opposite is true