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To: Risky-Riskerdo; xzins; P-Marlowe; blue-duncan; Gamecock; Alex Murphy; HarleyD
unless you liked listening to a bunch of smart alex poli sci students drinking beer and cracking jokes.

So that's where the Friday Neeners Caucus got it from.

152 posted on 05/17/2007 2:29:10 PM PDT by Dr. Eckleburg ("I don't think they want my respect; I think they want my submission." - Flemming Rose)
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To: Dr. Eckleburg; Risky-Riskerdo; xzins; P-Marlowe; Gamecock; Alex Murphy; HarleyD

“So that’s where the Friday Neeners Caucus got it from.”

This is as good a thread as any to high jack and I’m going to be traveling tomorrow so here is my contribution to the Friday Caucus:

Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, “Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.”

Edna replied, “He didn’t hang himself, I put him up there to dry.... How soon can I go home?”


155 posted on 05/17/2007 2:40:10 PM PDT by blue-duncan
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To: Dr. Eckleburg
unless you liked listening to a bunch of smart alex poli sci students drinking beer and cracking jokes.

So that's where the Friday Neeners Caucus got it from.

We were Friday through Thursday.(grin)

177 posted on 05/17/2007 3:55:06 PM PDT by Risky-Riskerdo
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