Yes, I deny it utterly. It's true that I do wear a monocle, but I would never be caught dead wearing a pork pie hat - the brim's too narrow, and it clashes with my cane. Give me a good fedora any day. That, or a propeller beanie.
There's no such thing as a "good" fedora, and propeller beanies can be quite dangerous for passers-by when worn by men with small chins and large props.
Stick with either the coonskin cap or dangling, plastic earrings shaped like lava lamps.
As a good disguise, I suggest a crying infant. No one will come near you.
But I don't have to tell you that, do I, Don Diego? (shhh...your moustache is crooked...oh, you're not wearing moustache? Even better.)