It’s very simple. We’d be finished the first book already, but writing is difficult for Pat, what with his being 5 and all.
There’s a charter school in the county that teaches modern Greek. I asked Pat if he wanted to go to school and learn Greek, but he gave me his Goa’uld look and said, “We don’t go to school.”
I would have LOVED to have been able to say "We don't go to school." Much of the school day was a waste of time until I got up into high school.