[AnAmericanMother]

LOL . . . but why are they wasting that stuff on a rodent?

[Frank Sheed]

Rodent! Excuse me, Mother, but I found the pot of gold and the Leprechaun demanded I give it to him or he’d change me into a squirrel. I told him where to go and you see what happened. However, life has its bright side! Talking squirrels get all the Guinness they can drink. It always starts when some bloke says, “Now watch! I’m gonna ask this squirrel what time it is!” I then go into my routine and get a few drafts for playing the game!