Exactly! What in your doctrine explains why Jesus never baptized by water?
Let me check... yes, there it is... right above the doctrine that explains why he never rode a bicycle, and just below the doctrine that explains why he was never an acrobat.
Don't know about you, I don't need any doctrine to explain why something isn't covered in Scripture. I've got my hands full working with what's included.
What was he using in John 3:22, kerosene?