Posted on 07/05/2007 4:27:17 PM PDT by NYer
“Some men like porn because a large percent of women forget that sex is part of marriage.”
LOL!!
And some men forget that foreplay is a part of sex!
Foreplay before, cuddling afterward...
Well, I guess everything comes with a price, lol.
hee hee!!
I was reading one of those Dear Abby type letters a few months ago.
The poor guy was at wits end. His wife wasn’t interested in sex.
He didn’t think she was tired because she had energy for work, the kids, and exercised to boot.
He had taken time to keep in shape, shave - look presentable.
Someone suggested he start washing dishes and vacuuming.
He did- but with disappointing results.
Surely there was something wrong with his wife and asked how could it be she had time & energy for all these things, but she couldn’t give FIVE MINUTES to her hubby!
hee hee!
5 minutes.
LOL!!
You know the joke that goes “They just found the one food that kills a woman’s sex drive: Wedding Cake”? I found the one thing that reignites sexual desire: A packed suitcase. It was amazing.
“A packed suitcase. It was amazing.”
Oh yeah...especially if you aren’t packing other little suitcases along with your own.
A few months ago there was a comedian who killed himself - and I hadn’t heard of him until all the news coverage after he died.
They were playing clips of some of his best moments on tv.
(can’t remember his name!)
It showed him as a guest on The View and they were talking about the Vagina Monologues.
He thought the play was lengthy and was working on his own script, “The Penis Monologues”. He said the show would be 5 minutes long, and there would be a 1 hr. wait for the encore.
That one got some big applause.
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