“Only the most “saintly” protestants (they would of course be Irish)can drink beer AND walk on water at the same time :>)”
He’s right Kosta. Just ask any Orangeman (ducking)!
Of course, there have been many who, after drinking more than their share of beer, THOUGHT they could walk on water, much to their dismay :>)
Remember, an Irishman is never drunk if he can lay on the ground, hold onto a blade of grass, and NOT fall off the earth :>)