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To: BibChr

Can I call you a girl?

Call me one!

No... wait... call me TWO!

151 posted on 10/09/2007 11:22:02 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)

To: Elsie

Voice on the phone - "Is this the Salvation Army?"

Answer - "Yes it is."

Voice - "Is it true that you save young girls?"

Answer - "Why yes it is."

Voice - "Would you save me one for the Saturday night prom?"

159 posted on 10/09/2007 11:48:21 AM PDT by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support. Defend life support for others in the womb.)

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