I would advise bringing a few Franciscan Friars of the Renewal for spiritual mediation (and other purposes).
This is, of course, the order that Father Benedict Groeschel and Father Andrew Apostoli is part of.
Then after a few months of Father John Corapi, the Archbishop might resign on his own, and the current pastor might never want to set foot in his parish again...
Father John Corapi
The Archbishop wouldn’t have a chance of a snow ball in Hades.
Good idea.