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To: Old Mountain man; Campion
My son, the missionary!

Oh, the Catholic converter Campion called out about.

(BTW: If NONE Of the key distinctive doctrines that LDS teaches about its faith are in the Book of Mormon, why are LDS missionaries intentionally disengenous by having folks they visit read the BoM to pray about it? I mean, it comes across as a used car dealer who does a bait & switch with an leader...)

Oh, you didn't know that this marvelous vehicle we have on sale comes with flesh paint 'cause nobody mentioned that to you yet?

Oh, you didn't know that this marvelous work & wonder didn't come in 3 shades of glory?

Oh, you didn't know that, you took can not only drive this vehicle, but be the maker of it?

Oh, you didn't know that when the first lemon car came out that it was actually a matter of celebration within the auto industry? (Yeah, it's what we call an "upward lemon")

Oh, you didn't know that Priesthood Dealerships which gives us the authority to sell these vehicles wasn't mentioned in the paperwork we handed you?

Oh, you didn't know that we salvage salvage-yard vehicles by car-washing them by proxy 'cause that just wasn't mentioned in that "fulness of the everlasting what-you-need-to-know-about-vehicles-to-heaven" document we left with you to pray about?

51 posted on 11/08/2007 8:24:18 PM PST by Colofornian
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To: Colofornian

LOL, good one!


87 posted on 11/09/2007 7:54:24 AM PST by greyfoxx39 (I have a tagline . I just don't think the forum police will allow me to use it. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!)
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