[Jo Nuvark]

[... Mr. Edmund Ringle-Dingle Taffy Bar Clickity-click Number Seven Wordsworth ...]

Sounds like Gilbert & Sullivan’s “Box and Cox”.
Funny comedy of errors. Not a musical either.

[Das Outsider]

I have to make sure that such silliness does not mingle with Advent in such a way--or perhaps that's my signature.

(in Jerry Seinfeld voice): I mean Prophecy candles? What's the deal with that? It's like a regular candle! It's not like you go up to the candle and say, "Hey, what are tomorrow night's lucky lotto numbers?"