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To: NYer
* “The Atonement is the final lesson he [man] need learn, for it teaches him that, never having sinned, he has no need of salvation.”17

Absolutely wacky ...

3 posted on 02/21/2008 6:40:57 AM PST by Ken522
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To: Ken522

Well it doesn’t surprise me, most of the wackos in Hollywood do worship themselves, no other


4 posted on 02/21/2008 6:50:59 AM PST by SaintDismas (.)
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To: Ken522
* “The Atonement is the final lesson he [man] need learn, for it teaches him that, never having sinned, he has no need of salvation.”

No. wait, God. wait a MINute here! Calm DOWN, okay?

IT wasn't a sin, it was more like a, a, uh , a misunderSTANDing! I mean, Look. I'm sorry about your Son and everything — Eew! THAT's gonna leave a mark (or five)! But, hey, WE never sinned -- not what you'd call SIN, I mean. You know, like litter, or forget to use condoms .....

Get with the program, God!

You know what your problem is. God? I mean, no offense here, but this is what it is: Not enough time in a nice California climate. Take a chill pill, mellow out! Repeat after me: "No big deal ..."

There. Isn't that better? NO sin, no atonement, no muss, no fuss.

(As the frog looks around, notices that the water IS slowly getting warmer, but decides not to worry about it.)

8 posted on 02/21/2008 7:04:30 AM PST by Mad Dawg (Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.)
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