Absolutely wacky ...
Well it doesn’t surprise me, most of the wackos in Hollywood do worship themselves, no other
No. wait, God. wait a MINute here! Calm DOWN, okay?
IT wasn't a sin, it was more like a, a, uh , a misunderSTANDing! I mean, Look. I'm sorry about your Son and everything — Eew! THAT's gonna leave a mark (or five)! But, hey, WE never sinned -- not what you'd call SIN, I mean. You know, like litter, or forget to use condoms .....
Get with the program, God!
You know what your problem is. God? I mean, no offense here, but this is what it is: Not enough time in a nice California climate. Take a chill pill, mellow out! Repeat after me: "No big deal ..."
There. Isn't that better? NO sin, no atonement, no muss, no fuss.
(As the frog looks around, notices that the water IS slowly getting warmer, but decides not to worry about it.)