“Obviously He DID give an exception.”
Well then the “Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him on the last day” plan of salvation can’t be binding on everyone since there are exceptions. Anyone can have an excuse for not “eating..drinking” and point to this exception and demand justice.
You're being ridiculous. Yes. There are exceptions for anyone Christ says is excepted. I count one man (the thief).
Your game of gotcha is an absurd failure.