INHABITANTS OF THE MOON

Young Women's Journal Vol 3 ^ | February 6, 1892 | D. B Huntington

[P-Marlowe]

For discussion and comment and edification.

[Jet Jaguar]

As far back as 1837, I know that he said the moon was inhabited by men and women the same as this earth, and that they lived to a greater age than we do — that they live generally to near the age of a 1000 years.

Paging Art Bell.

[2ndDivisionVet]

My half-brother believes that reptilian shape-shifters rule the world and that they're poisoning us with “chem-trails” and fluoride in the water. Paging David Icke!

[P-Marlowe]

Paging Art Bell.

That "live to near the age of a 1000 years" is kinda hard to believe, isn't it.

With "Lunar Warming" and all that, I doubt if they live to more than a couple of hundred years.

[P-Marlowe]

My half-brother believes that reptilian shape-shifters rule the world and that they're poisoning us with “chem-trails” and fluoride in the water.

Has he started his own religion?

[Jet Jaguar]

They are not extraterrestrial.

They come from the innards of the Earth.

[2ndDivisionVet]

"Has he started his own religion?"

Hahahaha! David Icke has! Don't give my half-brother any ideas! LOL

[Jet Jaguar]

A pearl of great price is not yours for the asking.

[2ndDivisionVet]

"They are not extraterrestrial.

They come from the innards of the Earth."

I never said they were from outer space, did I? Everyone knows that Admiral Perry flew into Inner Earth during his expeditions. Shheeesh!

[BikerTrash]

...that they live generally to near the age of a 1000 years.

Makes sense. No oxygen = no oxidation.

Cars probably last longer, too.

[Carl from Marietta]

How can rational people follow a moon-bat cultist like Joe Smith. He just keeps getting funnier and funnier, it would be hilarious if it weren't so tragic for his blind, deaf and dumb followers.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

If there were no inhabitants on the moon, then how did the following happen?

Ignignot: “Hello, Carl, I am Ignignot, and this is Ur.”

Ur: “I am Ur!”

Ignignot: “We are Mooninites from the inner core of the Moon.”

Ur: “You said it right!”

Ignignot: “Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours.”

Ur: “Man, you hear what he's sayin’?”

Ignignot: “Some would say that the Earth is *our* moon.”

Ur: *We're* the Moon!”

Ignignot: “But that would belittle the name of our Moon, which is the Moon.”

Ur: “Point is, we're at the center, not you!”

Carl: “No, the real point is I don't give a damn.” (slams door)
Ignignot: “Is your ego satisfied?”

Ur: “Damn no!”

[Uriah_lost]

You’re a bad, bad FReeper...but I AM edified.

[P-Marlowe]

How can rational people follow a moon-bat cultist like Joe Smith.

Be nice.

BTW, in light of this lesson, I do find the "moon-bat" comment somewhat apropos.

I suspect that if they have Moon men, then they probably have Moon-bats as well. And Moon horses and Moon dogs and, it wouldn't be a paradise without... Moon Pies.

[P-Marlowe]

Everyone knows that Admiral Perry flew into Inner Earth during his expeditions.

Did he find the Lost Tribes of Israel?

[P-Marlowe]

Could you ping the FIPs?

The Moon is in the Ilky Way, and I don't have the updated list yet.

[underground]

Seriously? That’s the kind of stuff that gives good ‘ole fashioned banking & media conspiracies a bad name!

[ConservativeMind]

I think we need some Mormons to come on here and defend their founder’s comments.

After all, he was inspired and spoke “truth.”

[underground]

[P-Marlowe]

After all, he was inspired and spoke “truth.”

I don't know about that, but I think it is safe to say that he was a Prophet.