I prefer dark German beer.
Perhaps that is your problem. You should stick to Guinness.
BTW, I hope I have time over the next hours to respond to some of your posts. They do need a response and as the oldest in my long line of 43+ descendents, a convert to Catholicism since my young adulthood to my old age and a certificated teacher of Natural Family Planning for many years, I believe that I may have something of value to offer, from all perspectives.
Meanwhile, I hope this thread survives so I can do some posting on this subject.