LOL. You are almost convincing. If your serious then do us all a favor and just kill yourself.
that's what I was thinking, but then he wouldn't qualify for the seventytwo raisins...
Scholars Scrutinize the Koran's Origin A Promise of Moist Virgins or Dried Fruit?.LINK.
...parts of Islam's holy book are derived from pre-existing Christian Aramaic texts that were misinterpreted by later Islamic scholars who prepared the editions of the Koran commonly read today.
So, for example, the virgins who are supposedly awaiting good Islamic martyrs as their reward in paradise are in reality "white raisins" of crystal clarity rather than fair maidens...