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To: NYer

WOW—those Presbyterians—they are HOT TO TROT!!

No gambling, drinking, or dancing, but all the illicit sex you want.

I wonder how many converts they’ll get over this!


3 posted on 07/11/2008 10:25:29 AM PDT by Palladin (Axelrod--the poor man's Karl Rove.)
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To: Palladin
I wonder how many converts they’ll get over this!

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I'm guessing, none. Why would they want to join a church?

4 posted on 07/11/2008 10:28:00 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Palladin

What the hell good is church anymore. The preachers aren’t going to have any vices to preach against before long. They’re slowly but surely putting themselves out of work. Another sign of the socialist times we live in!!


5 posted on 07/11/2008 10:28:31 AM PDT by cla62
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To: Palladin

What the hell good is church anymore. The preachers aren’t going to have any vices to preach against before long. They’re slowly but surely putting themselves out of work. Another sign of the socialist times we live in!!


6 posted on 07/11/2008 10:28:33 AM PDT by cla62
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To: Palladin

He's a San Franciso Volunteer. Inspiring!

10 posted on 07/11/2008 10:33:06 AM PDT by workerbee (Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them.)
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To: Palladin

Not all Presbyterians. This is the liberal PCUSA. There are Presbyterian denominations that are true to scripture, the PCA (which I belong to) is one of them. Learn to tell the difference. BTW, there isn’t anything wrong with a drink now and then and a little dance, that is an anabaptist construction.


29 posted on 07/11/2008 11:00:53 AM PDT by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
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To: Palladin
No gambling, drinking, or dancing, but all the illicit sex you want.

Hmm. All the need now is a modern day prophet to proclaim that polygamy an holy sacrament.

32 posted on 07/11/2008 11:11:40 AM PDT by delacoert
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