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To: Salvation
Dawg Liturgy, excerpts:

Greeting

Celebrant: The Lord be with you.
People: Backatcha, dude!

At the end of a reading from Scripture

Reader: Word!
People: Word!

The Peace

Celebrant: Peace!
People: Yo! Peace!


Local use in parishes where the priest thinks he's a shrink:

Upon administration of the Blessed Sacrament

Priest: I'm okay, you're okay.
Communicant: And, gosh darn it, people like us!
I for one am glad that things are going to change.
6 posted on 10/09/2008 3:47:54 AM PDT by Mad Dawg (Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.)
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To: Mad Dawg

“Greeting
Celebrant: The Lord be with you.
People: Backatcha, dude!”

That is very funny but doesn’t fly at our congregation.


10 posted on 10/09/2008 7:46:01 AM PDT by tob2 (No retreat!)
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To: Mad Dawg

LOL! What a good sense of humor.

But, really, things have gone too far!


12 posted on 10/09/2008 8:20:44 AM PDT by Salvation ( †With God all things are possible.†)
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