Posted on 03/26/2009 1:04:52 PM PDT by ReformationFan
The terminally ill UCC denomination has decided that the solution to their membership in freefall is to hand out condoms in the sanctuary during church services. You may have wondered what the last C in UCC stands for, and whatever they may say, it isn’t Christ. But why hand them out in the sanctuary? Are they preparing their people for the next phase of the church sex campaigns? Stay tuned. These apostate temples of doom always have a something new in the wings, and in this case, it can’t be good.
This is so silly. If I want condoms, I don’t have to go to a church service to get them.
It would be interesting if the UCC would start offering sex orgies on demand during services.
The UCC is simply engaging in mockery, this isn’t an attempt to get new members because society is already offering what the UCC is offering.
Yeah, preventing children. What a great way to deal with falling membership...
they should also go topless and let the worshippers put their donations into the g-strings of the chorus girls wandering the aisles.
Exactly, just visit a local elementary school, they are passing them out all over the place.
I am a member of a UCC congregation. I have yet to see a pregnant teen girl from our church. That’s a whole lot more than can be said for some churches.
What does ucc stand for?
Must be interesting church services, if there’s a need for the participants to have condoms . . .
Good call. First you were right about the high heels and now the condoms in church.
United Church of Christ. Amalgamated from the Congregational Church and the German Reformed Church.
I wonder if that’s because there really are no pregnancies, or if the pregnancies are aborted.
• African Methodist Episcopal Church
• The African Methodist Episcopal Zion Church
• Alliance of Baptists
• American Baptist Churches in the USA
• Diocese of the Armenian Church of America
• Christian Church (Disciples of Christ)
• Christian Methodist Episcopal Church
• Church of the Brethren
• The Coptic Orthodox Church in North America
• The Episcopal Church
• Evangelical Lutheran Church in America
• Friends United Meeting
• Greek Orthodox Archdiocese of America
• Hungarian Reformed Church in America
• International Council of Community Churches
• Korean Presbyterian Church in America
• Malankara Orthodox Syrian Church
• Mar Thoma Church
• Moravian Church in America Northern Province and Southern Province
• National Baptist Convention of America
• National Baptist Convention, U.S.A., Inc.
• National Missionary Baptist Convention of America
• Orthodox Church in America
• Patriarchal Parishes of the Russian Orthodox Church in the USA
• Philadelphia Yearly Meeting of the Religious Society of Friends
• Polish National Catholic Church of America
• Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.)
• Progressive National Baptist Convention, Inc.
• Reformed Church in America
• Serbian Orthodox Church in the U.S.A. and Canada
• The Swedenborgian Church
• Syrian Orthodox Church of Antioch
• Ukrainian Orthodox Church of America
• United Church of Christ
• The United Methodist Church •
Why are some of these not churches?
No idea. The girls could also be packed off to the Home for Unwed Mothers in Booneville.
Yeah, that’s right. The first Sunday of each month we burn a couple of aborted fetuses on the church altar right before the sex orgy./sarc
They are left wing political organizations. They are not there to save souls, they are there to promote a liberal political agenda.
If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything.
I always like to think WWJDOOTS?
Who Would Jesus Drive Out of the Sanctuary?
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.