You would not know what science was if hit you in the face.
Perhaps you need more coffee?
That’s a rather vague observation, since science has never hit me in the face. Science is the life blood of my source of income, which hits me mostly in the wallet, in the most pleasant of fashons.
When you get old enough to get a job, I reccommend that you shy away from technology, as you have absolutely no aptitude therein. Try commentary and blogging on beauty contests.