Wrong. The Church of the Subgenius is an industrial church that has never asked for tax-exempt status. Stop spreading those Trevinist lies.
As a card-carrying reverend since 1979, I find it offensive that know-nothing ignoramuses such as yourself would dare to sully the great name of the Church and all that it stands for. From its original Dallas headquarters to its current undisclosed Ohio location, the Church has always stood against the One World Government and promised to be the one world religion. It may be a joke, but it’s a joke you can believe in.
Ten years behind you. 1989. Feels all soft and squishy knowing I’ve been pulling the wool over my own eyes for twenty years...
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