Over here!
Thought an ELCA apostate would appreciate this!
I'm not exactly an ELCA apostate, because I left an ELCA-predecessor body before there was an ELCA! As a kid in Chicago, I was a member of the old Swedish Augustana Synod, but so many of the Swedes were moving out to the suburbs in those days, and we lived in the city. So when our little neighborhood Augustana congregation disbanded, we joined a nearby LCMS congregation.