I am a member of what Joseph Merry Smithmas called (all together, now) The Great and Abominable Church.
The more I read about this mid Nineteenth Century charlatan, the more I laugh.
The Louder Day Saints believe that the Nephites, the Lehites, the Lamanites and Whoeverites possessed technologies only known to exist in guess what, the mid Nineteenth Century.
DNA technology, carbon-14 dating, modern archeological science are all undermining this 19th century sex-and-money-cult faster than you can say Bring’em Young.
Hey mishies! Heard your s#$t since 1970 when they told me that Mormon garmies would provide divine protection in a helicopter crash (Vietnam vet without garmies).
We call him Joe’s Myth around here, LOL.
The more I read about this mid Nineteenth Century charlatan, the more I laugh.
The Louder Day Saints believe that the Nephites, the Lehites, the Lamanites and Whoeverites possessed technologies only known to exist in guess what, the mid Nineteenth Century.
DNA technology, carbon-14 dating, modern archeological science are all undermining this 19th century sex-and-money-cult faster than you can say Bring’em Young.
Hey mishies! Heard your s#$t since 1970 when they told me that Mormon garmies would provide divine protection in a helicopter crash (Vietnam vet without garmies)."
~ All true. Perfectly & Wonderfully said. Instant classic! :>
I love these mormon threads. I learn more and more each time. The only reason I hope Romney runs is that he will need to give a speech on his "religion". He will need to claim mormon's are "Christian" and then attempt to back it all up Joe Smith's hogwash. Fantastic!