[r9etb]

If Jesus is the author, why can’t He spell and punctuate? Is it because English isn’t His first language?

If Jesus were the author, we'd be able to understand it no matter what language it was in. First clue as to Who isn't the author....

All I know is, my wife would be mighty peeved if I was somebody's "Shofar of Delight" and she wasn't that somebody.

[Tax-chick]

my wife would be mighty peeved if I was somebody's "Shofar of Delight" and she wasn't that somebody

Well, yeah!