Posted on 09/11/2009 7:29:00 AM PDT by Colofornian
The Tooth Fairy has it, picked it up from Santa yesterday...
Trust me, it will just be indigestion...
Oh, oh...someone is gonna say "Liar, liar, pants on fire"....
For a bible believing Christian, I don't think your intent is to mock the way prophets referred to fellow prophets in proclaiming the word of God.
Matthew 27:35
And they crucified him, and parted his garments, casting lots: that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, They parted my garments among them, and upon my vesture did they cast lots.
Matthew 21:4-5
4 All this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, saying,
5 Tell ye the daughter of Sion, Behold, thy King cometh unto thee, meek, and sitting upon an ass, and a colt the foal of an ass.
Matthew 13:35
That it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, saying, I will open my mouth in parables; I will utter things which have been kept secret from the foundation of the world.
Matthew 2:5
And they said unto him, In Bethlehem of Judaea: for thus it is written by the prophet,
Matthew 1:22
Now all this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken of the Lord by the prophet, saying,
Shall we continue? Or perhaps you are really secretly LDS, and are now openly advocating living prophets. If that's the case, I say good on ya!
Obviously you don’t get the joke.
I find no humor in mocking the servants of God.
Right, same prophets whom cannot seem to hear the god Min correctly. No polygamy - polygamy - woops impending imprisonment no polygamy. Or blacks cannot be priests and will only be servants of the great white and delightsome mormon gods - woops, civil rights lawsuits, now blacks can be priests.
LOL...neither do I, but I find great humor in mocking fictional characters like Yosemite Sam....and Nephi.
No soup for YOU!
“SAITH” was NOT found in RED!
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