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To: restornu

Oh, this should be fun


2 posted on 09/17/2009 7:14:11 AM PDT by Alex Murphy (...We never faced anything like this...we only fought humans.)
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The Holy Spirit (God) has sex with the Virgin Mary to impregnate her with Jesus (God). Later, Jesus (God) is sacrificed by the Father (God) to save us from… God?

Mormon formula:
The Heavenly Father (one God) has sex with the Virgin Mary to impregnate her with Jesus (another God). Later, Jesus (another God) is sacrificed by the Heavenly Father (First God) to help men "progress eternally (becoming yet more Gods)....

....who can then create planets with their own Virgin Marys, who these new Gods can have sex with to start the process anew....

4 posted on 09/17/2009 7:18:52 AM PDT by Alex Murphy (...We never faced anything like this...we only fought humans.)
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To: Alex Murphy

This is NOT Mormon it is mainline Christian has nothing to do with LDS

It is a Christian explain about their Trinity so it should be fun!

Ha Ha!


5 posted on 09/17/2009 7:19:14 AM PDT by restornu (Always love your country ~ but never trust your government! ~ Robert Novak)
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To: Alex Murphy; colorcountry; Colofornian; Elsie; FastCoyote; svcw; Zakeet; SkyPilot; rightazrain; ...

Ping to “resty explains the Trinity”...LOL!


20 posted on 09/17/2009 7:34:44 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Obama, the cow patty version of Midas. Everything he says is bull, everything he touches is crap.)
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