And now, a blast from the past . . .
Tapir-Back Riders
Tune: "Paperback Writer" by the Beatles
Dear Sir or Madam will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Joe
And the main idea is the Lamanites were
Tapir-back riders
Tapir-back riders
See, the Nephites came to the promised land
And those damn exmos just don't understand
That when they said "horse" they meant something else
But it all makes sense if you know that they were
Tapir-back riders
Tapir-back riders
I know the whole thing doesn't hold up well
If you take it literally, but what the hell
There's this group of guys that work at FARMS
And they can save the whole thing by postulating
Tapir-back riders
Tapir-back riders
From the golden grooveyard of forgotten favorites!!!!!!
THANKS!!!!!!