Posted on 10/14/2009 7:24:25 PM PDT by Jedediah
Jealousy is not a condition but a choice and though some may seem as though they are deserving truly this is reproach before my spirit and my altar “ strange fire “ , so as to keep with the findings of their fleshly worship “true paganism “ , for to craft your own belief into existence as a god is truly blasphemy and reckless abandonment to the true foundation of my love .
So vanity and this hideous nature create a stench to my nostrils and ways (Isaiah 30) for it is truly an empty sounding gong before my ( heart ( that conceives righteousness through the zeal of my ways ) and there is no covetedness in my kingdom for I am your reward as I am for my priests .
So be my Samuels and renounce the spirit of Eli’s sons for truly their reward was bargained for in the darkness of their ways and allow no spirit of Korah among you for I am your Gem and the facets of my ways ( psalm 119 ) are eternal and true magnifying my light “ The Testimony of Jesus Christ “ !
Now come unto the Rock of ages for I AM THAT I AM and I desire for you to drink me in as the Apple of my eye for you have struggled and wrestled , now surrender to The Prince of Peace Elijah’s reward even now !
Shalom
EXHORTATIONS FROM THE CEILING CAT
[Reflections Of The Ceiling Cat’s Heart]
Nehemiah 13:10 Ai haz seed dat the catnips no haz given two teh preasts an other doods, so ai give it dey.11 An den Iz said two all teh leaders “SRSLY, WAI YUZ NO RESPECK CEILING CAT AN HIM HOUS?! WAI?!?!” An den ai maed dem acted wriet.12 Den all teh izreelites haz putted teh cheezburger an catnips awai, an dey haz no eated dem.13 An Iz maed Shelemiah an sum other dood watched teh cheezburger an catnip two maek shur dey no iz eated.14 Ai srsly hopes Ceiling Cat apprwecaet good stuffs Iz doed four Him.
Nehemiah iz Changin Restings Dai
15 Iz seed yuz doods makin wien wif yu feets on teh dai ov rest. Yuz also doed moar werk an carrain tings an evan doed stuffs wif donkais. Yuz evan bied cheezburger on teh dai ov rest, an YUZ HAZ EATED DEM!16 Deez tyrian doods, dey haz also browt yuz fish an tings on teh dai ov rest, an YUZ HAS EATED DEM TWO!17 SRSLY, ai noooo tink Ceiling Cat iz liking all yuz workin on him dai ov rest! Yuz nevar workin; yuz veree veree veree lazee, so wai yuz workin on dai ov resting?! WAI??!!18 Yuz doods haz two respek Ceiling Cat moar oar him oblitarait yuz lik him doed two yuz mommies an yuz daddies. Yuz annoi teh Ceiling Cat, den yuz ded. Srsly.
Isaiah 58:1 Yu shud meow lotz cuz ya liek yu needa tell teh noobz there dumb.2 Thar ahweyz lukin foar meh an liek but dat wuz before wen thay wuzent ghey.
Psalm 11:
4 Ceiling Cat is in teh ceiling;
Ceiling Cat is on his pimpd out kitteh bed.
He cheks teh ppl;
his eyes chek tehm duh.
5 Ceiling Cat laikz teh h4x,
but teh lamzors n trols
r on teh rode to destrucshun.
6 On teh lamzors he wil drop
burning cat pu;
taht burnz tehr akshun figur colekshuns.
7 For Ceiling Cat rulz,
4 great justice;
kewl d00dz wil c him’s fuz face. Rawk!
Psalm 127:
1 If Ceiling Cat not maek kitteh condo, den condo iz not be maked rite. If Ceiling Cat iz gaurding stuffs, den iz ok for peeps to taek napz.
Be very careful of posting as if you were Ceiling Cat.
Acts 6:8 Steevn wuz full uf Ceiling Cat power. He mayd majix for teh ppl.9 But teh Joos of Styrene an Alekzanderia an Silly-see-ya an Ayja getted pissd. Dey argoo wif Steevn10 but dey wuz all pwned bi Steevn’s wizdum and spearamint.
11 Dey say to uthr mans, “Shhhh, dis sekrit! Steevn hates Ceiling Cat. Oh, an Mozus. kthnks.”
12 So ppl gets pissd at Steevn. Dey taked him to da Salmonheedrin.13 And dey brung liarz who sed, “Dis dude sez he hates laws an holes.14 He sez Jebus of Nazbatazz will pwn dis playce an take away da stuffs we gots frum Mozus.”
15 All teh ppl eating Salmonheedrin lukd at Steevn an sawed dat he lookd liek an aingel.
Blasphemy? How can you say that? How can you tell? I still haven’t figured out what LANGUAGE this is in.
I think your NGR should be invoked.
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Ceiling Cat’s verse is waaaay more comprehensible than these semiapocalyptic posts.
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