Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Then again they were later called a top hat..
Song Maestro please...
Putting on my Top hat
(as sung by Joey Smith)
Putting on my top hat
The gold plates to explain
Putting on my top hat
I’m translating again
Got the missus with me
Writtin up a storm
This seems to work for me, though
She says its not the norm
Putting on my top hat
Face kiss rock again
Harris asks a question
Chipped tooth I’m now in pain
I mumble that I’m ailing
he writes just what he hears
hes got the guys a’sailing
Throughout the world for years.
A good idea but wait there
We can improve on that
lets say they got to somewhere
In just months due my hat
Putting on my Top hat
Lets have a war or three
Emma wheres the whisky?
Think beeter on my knees
A Mormon and a Nephi
An Alma thats a girl
We’re nearly finished Jacob
My how the time does fly
Emma run and get me
A headache powder please
This silly rock is hurting
My head, my eyes, my knees
Cumorah Hill sounds ducky
Lets add a tarpon too
And since I’m feeling lucky
Horses, elephants a few
Putting on my top hat
Is there any more?
Martin we need an ending
The start is quite a bore
Putting on my Top Hat
Lets sell this in the North
No Canada dont like it
And wont pay what its worth.
I work with a lot of rocks, and they are insulted being implicated by smith as part of this endeavor.