[marshmallow]

Why a secrect archive? What is the Vatican hiding?

The Holy Grail, the date of the second coming, the body of the real Paul VI (who was replaced by a doppelganger), numerous Nazi artifacts, the robes worn by certain Vatican cardinals when they offer satanic worship and details of a top secret plan to bribe Orthodox patriarchs into selling out and reuniting under Rome.

And that's just for starters..............

[rom]

I heard that they have the epistles of Mary Magdalene, Jesus’ body, and a letter by the Apostle Paul who says, “Suckers!!!!”

I better put in the /sarc tag :-)

[kosta50]

The Holy Grail, the date of the second coming, the body of the real Paul VI (who was replaced by a doppelganger), numerous Nazi artifacts, the robes worn by certain Vatican cardinals when they offer satanic worship and details of a top secret plan to bribe Orthodox patriarchs into selling out and reuniting under Rome.

Great standup routine, but it doesn't answer my question. Tanks for trying.

[dominic flandry]

They have the sacred Menorah from the Temple, the Ark of the Covenant, the Mandylion, the Lance of Longinus, the gold given to Jesus by the Magi, etc. It is all There!