You might want to consider letting your skin get a bit thicker...unless, of course, you enjoy balancing that chip on your shoulder.
In the same vein, you may wish to reconsider your brand of humor regarding this subject here on FR.
I've read quite similar "imaginings" from others in the Religion forum, and I doubt that they were joking.
Prior to reading some of the stuff I've seen here, I would have gladly gone along with your joke.
Not so much anymore.