[NYer]

We’re all sick of it but ... no one can attest beyond a shadow of a doubt that the shroud is authentic. Until then, we will have to wince at the news coverage.

[timestax]

I still say, it no doubt looks exactly like the late FRANK ZAPPA !

[RightOnline]

"...no one can attest beyond a shadow of a doubt that the shroud is authentic."

I dunno. I know a fair amount about it....and I have no doubt about its authenticity whatsoever.