To: xzins
Hijacked!?!
Punch line from my favorite preacher joke: “When I got to the one about thou shalt not commit adultery I remembered where I left my bicycle.”
I miss Louis Grizzard, who IIRC was a Methodist.
86 posted on
04/23/2010 8:14:27 AM PDT by
Gamecock
(If you want Your Best Life Now, follow Osteen. If you want your best life forever, don't. JM)
To: P-Marlowe; wagglebee; Jormungandr; blue-duncan; Alamo-Girl; Forest Keeper; wmfights; Gamecock; ...
A Viking Hijack!
A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."
89 posted on
04/23/2010 8:22:47 AM PDT by
xzins
(Retired Army Chaplain and proud of it. Those who truly support our troops pray for their victory!)
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