[rmh47]

I kinda like the idea of sending Marines into the Grand Mosque to steal the Kaaba Stone.

After that we could put it on the back side of the Moon and tell the muzzies, "When you can retrieve it, we'll talk. Until then, STFU!"

Or, if you prefer, we could put it in space and threaten to send it into the sun to burn up, thereby releasing all of the muzzies' sins which it has soaked up.

The only question I have about the process: Should we sew it up in a pig carcass first?

[MWestMom]

That would be a heck of a pig roast.