Now, now, go easy on J_d (pbuh), it’s entirely conceivable that the end of the world will be announced on an obscure blog. Besides, why would a “prophet” need to sue anyone, I would think the lottery would be a much more practical way for such people to make money.
The Lottery....sheesh...how could I overlook it?
Don’t ‘spose you have some holy Franciscan connections who could hook me up, do you?
Some of that monastic ale would go good with the right ticket. Franziskanner HefeWeiBen (sp) would be ok, too.