[Alex Murphy]

The priest nodded wisely and with sympathy. 'Son,' he said, 'that's the problem with you Protestants, you can't tell the difference between a simple blessing and last rites.'

And that's the problem with priests. When they're not supporting gambling, they're assuming that everyone not properly catechized must be a Protestant.

[Docbarleypop]

As a Methodist, I found it very funny, just like the joke about the Catholic kid going into a Methodist sanctuary and ask when they got robbed!

[Campion]

You're trying to score theological points off an ancient, dumb, and theologically incorrect (horses can't receive sacraments) joke?

How many priests do you know personally, Alex? Even one?

[conservonator]

Ohhh, another category; "priests can only be the butt (please, lets let that one go...) of the joke protestants"

Thanks Alex

[dangus]

Lighten up Francis. Is there really anything derogatory in a Protestant not knowing Catholic rites?