The Dumocraps are “proud of their generosity to the poor” because they steal from the masses via socialism and that money was not theirs the 1st place.
Heck, I even give every week to my fag-friendly, pro-obama liberal parish even when there were times I wanted to tell the priest “hey jackass, knock off the pro-Dem political sermon and just stick with the Lord’s teaching, shall we?”
OR---you could make a point of farting [at him], at strategic times?
Not when taking communion, though... That's just flat "out".