[TexGuy]

They also believe using an umbrella is sinful because it’s God’s will that you get wet.

Well, I thought it was hilarious ...

[DManA]

What do our friends in Big Media teach us?

It was so true it doesn’t matter that it was false.

[DManA]

BTW that wasn't an original idea of mind. There actually were religious people who believe the umbrella was sinful:

Religious Londoners objected to the umbrella on moral grounds, after all, the purpose of heavenly rain was to make people wet. http://www.bigsiteofamazingfacts.com/history-of-umbrellas