Your personal interpretation of Scripture is not shared by the likes of Calvin, Luther, Zwingli, et al.
They have a right to be wrong. The aramaic and greek used to explain this is very clear.
Since when are any of these men proven to be 100% correct on everything they ever wrote? Are you a Lutheran because you believe 100% of what Luther ever said or did? That’s not why I’m Lutheran.
Luther was bound by his conscience and the Word of God. Where Luther’s conscience and the Bible agree, I have no problem with him.
Nice try.