[MarkBsnr]

I can’t reveal these sacred events as one of the Danites might come up here and try to silence me and God knows we don’t want that.

Well, if Joseph Smith shooting Hyrum in the backside is anything to consider, the only danger you'd be in is falling into a coma after a good missionary spiel.

As a serious frat boy though I was very surprised to see that the same ceremonies could be enjoyed in those sacred events.

The ones that involved the nubile virgins who couldn't take their alcohol?

I was disappointed that there was no beer or cigarettes.

Interesting. I was always of the understanding that there was something refreshing behind the scenes, such as Scotch or hemp or Peruvian Marching Powder.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

Placemarker

[and greeting to MarkBsnr! Long time no see br’er.]

[Elsie]

Well, if Joseph Smith shooting Hyrum in the backside is anything to consider, the only danger you'd be in is falling into a coma after a good missionary spiel.

Not after; but DURING!!