I caught this scam artist on TV this am for the first time. It was so bad I almost couldn’t bring myself to turn it off. Like watching a massive train wreck in slow motion. He’s the master prophet and then he has his amen corner of what are apparently minor prophets, including his wife.
Today’s topic was the prophetic significance of Master Prophet (he like the third person) getting his locks shorn. He apparently went from dreadlocks to the cue-ball look. And this does have prophetic significance, don't cha know?
He is most sincere when he looks straight into the camera and tells you his call takers are only accepting credit card “donations” right now. $37 dollar entry fee, but you can join his “inner circle” for several $$$thousand more (of course).
One of his best prophetic lines: “The days will come that you will see hospital stations filled up with men and women getting shots to place protein in their body. Great will be the industry of nuts in this hour.”
Amen!!
Master Prophet needs $500 billion dollars to build a spaceship to heaven. Donate now!
All these shysters will reap their just rewards.
When K says to me, “If you don’t put your books away again I’m going to throw them away”, is that a personal prophecy or an instance of a general prophetic gift to all wives?
I keep in my "ready reference" library Criswell's 1968 book CRISWELL PREDICTS - Your Future from Now to the Year 2000. Criswell's claim to fame (besides his featured roles in all those Edward D. Wood Jr. films) was his claim that he predicted the Arab-Israel war, Ronald Reagan's governorship of California, and the assasinations of Martin Luther King, and John F. Kennedy. The back cover of said book says, in large print, "87% OF CRISWELL'S PREDICTIONS HAVE COME TRUE".
You simply have to read the book, to understand how funny a fake prophet can be. Cannibalism and zombies. Denver being turning into jelly by a force from outer space. New York City will become a dustbowl and yet also submerged 30 feet underwater. Lake Michigan will be drained in 1978, to make way for construction. Clamp-on bikinis for men.
NOTHING Criswell wrote in the book came true by the year 2000 (and he begins his book with the prediction that the end of the world would occur on August 18, 1999). Keeping the book in my quick reference library is a note-to-self reminder that the Deuteronomy 18:22 test is purely a pass-fail one.
You misspelled Master Profit.
Had to check that this was not a [scam alert caucus] thread before commenting ...
If ever the notion of the sucker born every minute rings true, it is with the idea that one would request a personal prophesy from a website.