If you think you've got a valid point to make by trying to make Bible-centered Christianity sound far-fetched and bizarre then go for it.
What possible purpose could be served by getting folks stirred up because it is possible to MAKE ANY RELIGION sound far-fetched and bizarre...except to the believers of said religion, of course. Why would I or anyone take such a hurtful tack?
I have made my point.
What is yours?