[mikrofon]

“I have it on Good Authority that rumors of humanity’s demise today have been greatly exaggerated...”

[DaveMSmith]

Bingo. What loving God would destroy all the beautiful technology we've created? We've replicated heaven with social media using 'cloud computing'.

What if Camping had the date right but his rapture doctrine is a mess?

[Ransomed]

Oh man, I didn’t even think of that. Do you have to be on the Earth to be raptured? Now THAT would have been one heck of a joke to pull on the folks in orbit.

“I guess that prediction was bunkum, guys. You can relax up there, ha hah. Now the next space walk will———transmision ends.

“Can you repeat? Hey? This thing on? Uh oh.”

“Gotcha!!”

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