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1 posted on 06/30/2011 7:08:35 AM PDT by marshmallow
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Some of those aren’t bloopers, they’re displays of good Christian humor.


2 posted on 06/30/2011 7:10:38 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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I remember an old one: advertizing the used clothes shop: “The women of the parrish have cast off clothing of all kinds; they can be viewed in the basement after mass.”


4 posted on 06/30/2011 7:18:00 AM PDT by HarleyWoodrowMantz
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They are a hoot! I especially loved the one about the rummage sale... BRING YOUR HUSBAND! LOL!!!


7 posted on 06/30/2011 7:24:18 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: marshmallow

There will be a communion breakfast immediately after Mass.
Only those who are not coming on fast can attend.


8 posted on 06/30/2011 7:26:03 AM PDT by bunkerhill7
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9 posted on 06/30/2011 7:26:40 AM PDT by sternup
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“Pastor Sigurdson will give the sermon, ‘Do you know what Hell is?’”

“Come hear our new organist.”


10 posted on 06/30/2011 7:34:02 AM PDT by Erasmus (I love "The Raven," but then what do I know? I'm just a poetaster.)
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To: marshmallow

I have seen these before but that didn’t stop me from laughing until I choked, again! Thanks for the fun!


11 posted on 06/30/2011 7:34:36 AM PDT by Ditter
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From the old days-

Father Smith will have a Chat with the Children in Sunday School immediately after Mass.:

The topic will be:

``It is very importantant early in life to have good habits.``

Sister Mary Ruth will then demonstrate how easy it is to get rid of a bad habit.

12 posted on 06/30/2011 7:35:40 AM PDT by bunkerhill7
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The bishop will be welcomed by the choir’s performance of “Hail, Holy Queen!”


13 posted on 06/30/2011 7:39:08 AM PDT by dangus
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LOL!!!


16 posted on 06/30/2011 8:16:55 AM PDT by diamond6 (Check out: http://www.biblechristiansociety.com/home.php and learn about the faith.)
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