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Searching for Text Exactly as Entered: You may call yourself whatever you like as long as you wear the undies of white
From Source: RLDS 1908 Book of Mormon
Verses Found: 0
Instances of Exactly This Word in All 3 Books:
You may call yourself whatever you like as long as you wear the undies of white...Does Not Exist

Instances of Words Beginning with:
You may call yourself whatever you like as long as you wear the undies of white...Does Not Exist

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You may call yourself whatever you like as long as you wear the undies of white...Does Not Exist

Searching for any combination of these words: You may call yourself whatever you like as long as you wear the undies of white
From Source: RLDS 1908 Book of Mormon

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LEARN TO TELL THE TRUTH.............!


54 posted on 10/16/2011 3:18:56 PM PDT by wtng2fish
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To: wtng2fish
Your link doesn't explain what the purpose of your post is. Care to enlighten us?

BTW, congratulations on your very first FR post. Welcome.

57 posted on 10/16/2011 3:44:22 PM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Mittbots on FR swarm just like the nasty crazy, hairy ants.)
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To: wtng2fish
"LEARN TO TELL THE TRUTH.............!"

I'm so sorry, I thought the education level on the FR forums was high enough that you would have recognized mocking humor for what it was rather than thinking I was literally saying such a verse existed.

In order to insure you don't misunderstand again do to the obvious lack of education you suffer from:

Mormons are not Christians by any stretch of the imagination and only claim to be as a sales technique. In reality Mormons are quasi pagan polytheists who have defied Scriptures by preaching another gospel.

Gal 1:8 But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
Gal 1:9 As we said before, so say I now again, If any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

Tossing out books of the Bible you don't like, making your own personal interpretation of Scripture (a common thing not unique to Mormons), bastardizing translations to suit yourself, adding your own second Bible, or in any other way relying on an angel or a snake-oil salesman rather than the Gospel as the Apostles taught it isn't Christian. Period.

Furthermore, if you undergarments come in a wide variety of designer styles and colors, forgive me for me for not having studied the religious lingerie literature. As I said, mocking humor doesn't rely on total accuracy to get a point across.

Last but not least, I've studied genealogy and Mac Aroni was in fact a Mormon who died in a terrible Wisconsin Kraft Cheese factory accident back in 1910. I know he didn't write one of the books in The Book of Mormon, but then, we all know none of the Aroni, Bolowni, or Cartoni, folks wrote them either. They're all the master work of Joseph Smith who found a very crafty way to stop spending so much money at the whorehouse. Nothin' gets the babes like being a prophet, eh?

I hope this clears up your little misunderstanding.

59 posted on 10/16/2011 4:09:30 PM PDT by Rashputin (Obama stark, raving, mad, and even his security people know it.)
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To: wtng2fish
LEARN TO TELL THE TRUTH.............!

Sarcasm: learn to get the joke!


 
1 Timothy 4:1-2
 1.  The Spirit clearly says that in later times some will abandon the faith and follow deceiving spirits and things taught by demons.
 2.  Such teachings come through hypocritical liars, whose consciences have been seared as with a hot iron.
 
 
1 Timothy 1:3-4
 3.  As I urged you when I went into Macedonia, stay there in Ephesus so that you may command certain men not to teach false doctrines any longer
 4.  nor to devote themselves to myths and endless genealogies. These promote controversies rather than God's work--which is by faith.
 
 
 
1 Timothy 6:3-5
 3.  If anyone teaches false doctrines and does not agree to the sound instruction of our Lord Jesus Christ and to godly teaching,
 4.  he is conceited and understands nothing. He has an unhealthy interest in controversies and quarrels about words that result in envy, strife, malicious talk, evil suspicions 
 5.  and constant friction between men of corrupt mind, who have been robbed of the truth and who think that godliness is a means to financial gain.
 




 
 






 
 
 
Temple Recommend Questions



1 Do you have faith in and a testimony of God the Eternal Father, His Son Jesus Christ, and the Holy Ghost?

2 Do you have a testimony of the Atonement of Christ and of His role as Savior and Redeemer?

3 Do you have a testimony of the restoration of the gospel in these the latter days?

4 Do you sustain the President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints as the Prophet, Seer, and Revelator and as the only person on the earth who possesses and is authorized to exercise all priesthood keys? Do you sustain members of the First Presidency and the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles as prophets, seers, and revelators? Do you sustain the other General Authorities and local authorities of the Church?

5 Do you live the law of chastity?

6 Is there anything in your conduct relating to members of your family that is not in harmony with the teachings of the Church?

7 Do you support, affiliate with, or agree with any group or individual whose teachings or practices are contrary to or oppose those accepted by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints?

8 Do you strive to keep the covenants you have made, to attend your sacrament and other meetings, and to keep your life in harmony with the laws and commandments of the gospel?

9 Are you honest in your dealings with your fellowmen?

10 Are you a full-tithe payer?

11 Do your keep the Word of Wisdom?

12 Do you have financial or other obligations to a former spouse or children? If yes, are you current in meeting those obligations?

13 If you have previously received your temple endowment:

       Do you keep the covenants that you made in the temple?
       Do you wear the garment both night and day as instructed in the endowment and in accordance with the covenant you made in the temple?

14 Have there been any sins or misdeeds in your life that should have been resolved with priesthood authorities but have not been?

15 Do you consider yourself worthy to enter the Lord's house and participate in temple ordinances?
 
 
 

160 posted on 10/18/2011 6:21:51 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
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