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Searching for Text Exactly as Entered: You may call yourself whatever you like as long as you wear the undies of white
From Source: RLDS 1908 Book of Mormon
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You may call yourself whatever you like as long as you wear the undies of white...Does Not Exist
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You may call yourself whatever you like as long as you wear the undies of white...Does Not Exist
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You may call yourself whatever you like as long as you wear the undies of white...Does Not Exist
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From Source: RLDS 1908 Book of Mormon
LEARN TO TELL THE TRUTH.............!
BTW, congratulations on your very first FR post. Welcome.
I'm so sorry, I thought the education level on the FR forums was high enough that you would have recognized mocking humor for what it was rather than thinking I was literally saying such a verse existed.
In order to insure you don't misunderstand again do to the obvious lack of education you suffer from:
Mormons are not Christians by any stretch of the imagination and only claim to be as a sales technique. In reality Mormons are quasi pagan polytheists who have defied Scriptures by preaching another gospel.
Gal 1:8 But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
Gal 1:9 As we said before, so say I now again, If any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.
Tossing out books of the Bible you don't like, making your own personal interpretation of Scripture (a common thing not unique to Mormons), bastardizing translations to suit yourself, adding your own second Bible, or in any other way relying on an angel or a snake-oil salesman rather than the Gospel as the Apostles taught it isn't Christian. Period.
Furthermore, if you undergarments come in a wide variety of designer styles and colors, forgive me for me for not having studied the religious lingerie literature. As I said, mocking humor doesn't rely on total accuracy to get a point across.
Last but not least, I've studied genealogy and Mac Aroni was in fact a Mormon who died in a terrible Wisconsin Kraft Cheese factory accident back in 1910. I know he didn't write one of the books in The Book of Mormon, but then, we all know none of the Aroni, Bolowni, or Cartoni, folks wrote them either. They're all the master work of Joseph Smith who found a very crafty way to stop spending so much money at the whorehouse. Nothin' gets the babes like being a prophet, eh?
I hope this clears up your little misunderstanding.
Sarcasm: learn to get the joke!
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